Welcome to San Francisco Toys’ Studios!

Here you may find some limited edition, award-winning, and possibly magical art, dat includes an all original series (including the characters) called the Adventures of Starlo Von Sourdough. I still think we should have called dis series the Adventures of a DITR but whatever…

Our first rapid-prototype, an experimental-7-minute-stop-motion-animation short called “BUNKERS,” brought in a lot of awards world-wide including but not limited to Best Animation, Best Visual FX, Audience Choice Awards, Best Fantasy, yatta-yatta-yatta. Point is, we’re really thankful to the film festivals who gave us an opportunity and showed us the data that we would be crazy if we stopped there… The people wanted more…so.. we got out of the experimental box, and making a television series that’s waaaaay bigger.

The series has more story, more characters, more worlds, more visual fx and more ridiculously good music, including an original songs created by Ollie Anderson (aka Oliver Ryan Anderson for you IMDB & SAG folk) and sung by me (DITR). It’s dangerously catchy… no seriously… remember dat meow-meow-meow-meow jingle from back in the day? Yeah… it’s like dat but jazzier… You can learn more about the series (and those easter eggs) by subscribing to our youtube channel. Subscribe and don’t miss out on catching a sneak peak!

Given dat the art here may contain magical properties that can take you to other world’s, everything is limited edition. Collectors love dis stuff… So check out our store and good luck getting your paws on some.

You can also see some more of our extreme toy art at our instagram.

Anywho, I suggest applying for membership to my secret society, The Honorable Society of DITRs, because of the unique things you get access to and you can help some genuine diamonds get out of the rough… It’s a good cause. Accepting applications soon.

With love from the Haight-Ashbury,

DITR,

god of the zephyr wind

(dictated but not read)